Irrational Reasons Toddlers Had Total Meltdowns

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mattstaff
Feb 8, 2020 10:00 PM EST

There are no limits to what warrants a hysterical breakdown from a toddler. Rationality in the mind of a toddler is a terribly fleeting thing. We can't verify whether these captions are accurate depictions of what brought on the waterworks, but we'd bet they're not too far off the mark. 

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    Child - I bought him a kite. Obviously, I'm a monster
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    Child - THOMA He wants me to reattach the nails I clipped off his feet.
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    Child - I wouldn't let her drink the chemicals under the sink
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    Hair - Wouldn't let her eat the bath bomb
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    Photo caption - I 'refused' to switch the sun off so his pumpkin could light up
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    Child - He does NOT want me to take his "sticker" away. At least it might absorb the tears!
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    Facial expression - The daffodils are gone, and I can't bring them back
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    Child - Won't let her throw books at my face
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    Floor - CHIR He couldn't take off his pants, and then escalated when he couldn't find the booger that fell from his nose
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    Facial expression - He wanted the yellow cup, so I gave him the yellow cup. Now his life is ruined BE BRAVE KEEDO
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    Vehicle - The Golden Gate Bridge isn't actually Golden
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    Hair - She dropped a stool on my toe and I said "ouch"
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    Facial expression - She asked specifically for two M&M's. I gave her two M&M's
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    Text - Because we got her a unicorn birthday cake, just like she wanted
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    Cool - He finished his cheese stick when I opened another one he flipped out because it wasn't a NEW one he wanted. He wanted his old one back that HE ALREADY ATE
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    Child - Sean said the word...green
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    Pink - I told her she couldn't go inside the dishwasher
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    Facial expression - He suddenly wanted his cycling backpack...which I didn't take to the park... Because it doesn't actually exist
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    Child - She is so mad that my shoes don't fit her!
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    Shoulder - I won't let him eat trash
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    Child - I wouldn't let him eat a battery for breakfast...
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    Natural environment - We wouldn't let him swim in the sea. He can't swim & its 6 degrees
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    Face - Because there was a piece of FUZZ on his leg!
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    Child - I won't let him eat the cat's food
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    Child - He wants to get on the bus. The bus on the TV
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    Child - I told him he had to stop biting the cat
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    Balloon - Daddy touched my balloon
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    Child - She wanted ravioli for dinner. I made ravioli for dinner. She didn't want ravioli for dinner
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    Child - Life is super tough when you can't pick up the book you want because you're sitting on it.
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    Photo caption - Told her no to a bath after she just got out of a bath
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